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      pb_pond.wav (96k) 
      B: Pinky... are you pondering what I'm pondering? 
      P: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so. 

      pb_boob.wav (54k) 
      B: It must be inordinatly taxing to be such a boob. 
      P: You have no idea. 

      pb_astnd.wav (53k) 
      P: Egad you astound me Brain. 
      B: That's a simple task Pinky. 

      pb_elec.wav (56k) 
      B: It's amazing you haven't ruined my campaign Pinky. 
      P: Oh, I can only do so much Brain. 

      pb_pig.wav (176k) 
      B: You are my manager Colonel Pinky. You discovered me playing guitar on the front porch of my humble pig farm. Any questions? 
      P: Oh, just one, when you farm humble pigs, how far apart do you have to plant them? 
      B: If I could reach you, I would hurt you. 
      pb_pfarm.wav (279k)(above +) 
      B: But for now, on to Nashville. 
      P: On to Nashville. 
      B: (BANG!) This is a pain that is going to linger. 

      pb_award.wav (119k) 
      B: Pardon my effervesence, but your accolade is more than any buholic mouse merits. 
      Lady: What's he sayin'. 
      Man: I don't know. 
      B: I'd like to thank my mama an' Elvis . 

      teapot.wav (116k) 
      B (singing): I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle, this is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout. Just tip me over and pour me out. 

      gilligan.wav (217k) 
      P: Ohh Brain - I know... while we're waiting, we can sing the "Gilligan's Island" theme song. 
      B: Please Pinky... besides, I've only seen one episode of that insipid show. 
      P: Oh, which one was it? I know them all. 
      B: It was the one where that innocuous dunderhead Gilligan ruined it for everyone. 
      P: Hmmm... don't think I've seen that one. 

      tingly.wav (86k) 
      P: Ohh...ha ha, oh that was fun Brain. Ha ha ha narf! Oh, I'm all tingly woo-woo. 

      micrspng.wav (66k) 
      P: Microsponge? Egad, Brain, we've been sold to makers of tiny cleaning prducts.

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